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This, I daresay, is one of the funniest things Jon's written is ages. After graduating from Smartycademy, I feared Jon's comic philanderings would become too complex and evolved, even for my highly advanced, booze-addled chops. This episode stands, however, as testament to continued nitwit accessibility. Yes, all you fucktards and paint-sniffers out there can rest easy; Jonny's got you in the seat of his pants. And he's in the driver's seat. And you're on the fast track. To No-Tomorrow...

Cited Music:
Deodato - 2001 Theme
Halo 2: Ghosts of Reach
Elton John - Funeral For A Friend
ZZ Top - Tush
Coalesce - Heartbreaker
America - Ventura Highway
Morphine - Top Floor Bottom Buzzer
Pointer Sisters - She Works Hard For The Money
Andreas Scholl - Angus Dei
Earl Scruggs - Ballad of Jed Clampett
The Brothers Seven - Evil Ways
Chuck Mangione - Children of Sanchez
Bee Gees - Nights On Broadway